Ethan Wilder is having a shit day. He and his girlfriend split, this time for good. His pug, Moth, has the grossest, stickiest case of autumn allergies and can’t waddle three feet without sneezing. And his sometimes-friends-with-benefits, Jacek, is in a foul-as-hell mood. 

When paranormal investigator Leena Morales needs help relocating a fright of ghosts, Ethan can’t say yes fast enough. It should be painless—just a pinch of sea salt and a vial of quicksilver. Easy, until he and Leena discover the ghosts they’re relocating have gone missing…